Meraki

animalstalkinginallcaps:

THANK YOU, CAROL. I’M SO SORRY. THIS IS BEYOND EMBARRASSING. I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M CRYING IN PUBLIC. I JUST LOVED HER SO MUCH, YOU KNOW? I THOUGHT THE SUN ROSE AND SET ON THAT WOMAN. AND SHE JUST LEFT ME. SHE BASICALLY TOLD ME I WASN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER, THAT I WASN’T GOING TO MAKE ANYTHING OF MYSELF.

AH, HELL. HERE COME THE WATERWORKS AGAIN. I’M SORRY. I CAN’T HELP IT. OH GOD, I KNOW YOU HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK, AND I’VE TOTALLY WASTED YOUR LUNCH BREAK WITH MY SOB STORY. I JUST NEEDED TO TALK TO SOMEONE.

AND NOW EVERYONE IN MCDONALDS IS STARING AT ME AGAIN. IT’S LIKE NOBODY’S EVER SEEN A MAN CRY BEFORE.

TAKE A PICTURE IT’LL LAST LONGER! AND HEY, NICE SWEATPANTS! HAVE ANOTHER 5000 CLORIE LUNCH AND A HEART ATTACK, PRICKS!

SHE WON’T EVEN ANSWER MY EMAILS, CAROL. IT’S LIKE SHE’S DECIDED TO ERASE ME.